Best Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes
Here are some best Beavis and Butt-Head quotes –
“Uh, your cow’s like, broken sir.”-Butthead
(911 call while Butt-head is choking) 911 dispatcher: “Have you performed the Heimlich on him?” Beavis: “Have I licked his rectum? No, but there was this one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare…”
“Beaver kicks ass!”-Beavis
“Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try’in to burry turd’s on a frozen pond out there.”- Tom
“Beavis you dumbass! There always has been TV! There’s just more channels now!” -Butthead
“Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” -Beavis
“Beavis, why and the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?”-Beavis
“Check it out Butt-head, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?”- Beavis
“Nachos rule!!” -Beavis and Butthead
“If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?”-Beavis
“If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” -Butthead
“Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.”-Butthead
“Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?”-Beavis
(Discussing a SCAT video) Beavis: “They should have a name for this kind of music.” Butt-head: “They already do Beavis, crap.”
“Yeah I know they’re medical marvels and all, but I really don’t want to change their catheters again.”-a nurse tending to a comatose Beavis and Butt-Head.
“Shut up Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.”-Butthead
“Hey, Beavis. This guy’s your dad.”-Butt-Head referring to Yanni after watching one of his videos
I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!- Principal McVicker
“Beavis, you are one stupid son of a bitch”-Butthead
“If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began.” – Beavis and butthead ripping on a Jersey Shore Episode, one of the girls is going over a chart of all the people she hooked up with.
Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground.- Butt-head
These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt. Beavis: That’s not very nice, Butt-Head. Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules! -Butthead Said while watching a Type O Negative video.
Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I’ll kick your ass! – Beavis to Butt-head
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