Top 10 Best Pick Up Lines

Here are the top 10 best pick up lines that will help you become a master pick up artist. These include the cheesy lines for fun and flattering, the crude, creepy and dirty pick up lines for mischief and lines from different movies, seasons, scientific and mathematics including. Below is the collection of top 10 best.

Also see – top 10 best put downs.

Best Pick Up Lines

#1 Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

#2 Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

#3 I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

#4 I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

#5 My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

#6 Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

#7 Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

#8 Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

#9 Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

#10 Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Also see –Top 6 Best Selling Gemstones.

These were some of the best pick up lines that will make your words spread a charm. Here I have added some more that are also good and you may fine them worth using.

  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

Also see – Top 10 Best African Proverbs.

  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Also see – Top 10 Best Abraham Lincoln Quotes.

  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

So these were some of the best pick up lines that can be used to impress any person and get yourself a pleasant date. So use them and do comment for more!

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