Best Barack Obama Jokes

by admin · Published July 25, 2015 · Updated August 21, 2016

Here are some best Barack Obama jokes. Some cool and funny stuff about the smartest man of America-

#Did you hear, Tony Romo’s cronic choking is covered by obama care.

#The most impressive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program was that it took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

#I just made Romney noodles Obama self.

#First President Obama was re-elected, then Alabama loses, this has to the worst week for southern white folks since Gettysburg.

#If I had to fault President Obama, I would say that sometimes he governs like a visitor from a morally superior civilization.

#What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
Undocumented democrats.

#Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
The Country!

#The Obama administration will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled, “no fat,” “low fat,” ” reduced fat,” and “fat, but with a great personality.”

#What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
No drink JUST ICE!

#If you think Allen West won but President Obama didn’t, ask someone to hold your wallet for you.

#93% of African Americans voted for Obama. Clearly people aren’t voting for the right reasons.

#President Obama delivered an upbeat inaugural address, ushering in a new era of cooperation, civility, and bipartisanship in a galaxy far, far away. Here on Earth everything stayed pretty much the same.

#In Colorado, marijuana got more votes than Obama.

#What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney?
“Don’t be sad, Obama’s foreign policy killed me too”

#Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?
Barackoli

#What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

#If Obama controlled Halloween, would he take all the candy from the kids trick-or-treated and give it to the kids who didn’t trick-or-treat?

#If Barack Obama has a mandate to do anything, it’s to raise Mitt Romney’s taxes

#It’s so cold this winter, Obama is keeping his hands in his own pockets!

#Why shouldn’t Democrats worry about losing the midterm elections?
Apparently depression is covered by Obamacare.

#Why won’t Barack Obama be celebrating his birthday?
Republicans won’t let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama’s age!

#Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.

#The pentagon has changed strategies in the war against ISIL.
Instead of sending cruise missles they are sending Obamas Economic Advisors.

#Mitt Romney puts women in Binders. Obama puts Women on the “Supreme Court” Stop judging Tiger Woods, Obama screwed the whole country!

#28% of Americans voted for President Obama just because they enjoy watching white people embarrass themselves after he wins.

#U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency.
So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?

#What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare?
A URLologist

#What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show?
Game of Drones.

#What does Simba and Obama have in common?
One is an African Lion and the other one is a lyin African!

#What does OBAMA stand for?
One Big Ass Mistake America.

#Did you hear about Obama’s plan to end unemployment?
He’s gonna expand the NBA to 32,000 teams!

#What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
They are both trying to screw everybody!

#What’s the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare?
The name.

#Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry?
Because his shareholders are the American people!

#Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
Because it’s too easy to make jokes at Mitt Romney’s expense.

#Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?
He didn’t want any Bushes at the White House.

#What is Obama’s archenemy?
The constitution

#Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?
Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!

#Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
He accidently smoked it.

#How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle Robinson?
He got down on one knee and said “I don’t wanna be Obama self.

#What did George W Bush say after hearing Barack Obama admitted to using cocaine in high school?
“High school? I can’t believe he waited that long.”

#How does President Obama plan to address the countries immigration problems?
By deporting Senator Ted Cruz.

#What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
Barack Obama!