10 Best Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump is the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He’s a man who knows how to make news even when he’s just cracking jokes. His jokes, bold statements, and unexpected verbal outbursts have long become a distinct genre of political entertainment.

             This article highlights 10 of Trump’s most striking and talked-about “jokes,” which have rocked the media landscape and left the world alternately laughing and surprised.

• “We’re doing tremendously. Nobody has ever seen tremendous like this.” A classic Trumpism he used repeatedly during 2020–2024 rallies.
• “I am the most honest human being God ever created.” Said during rallies in 2022 — instantly became a meme.
• “No one respects women more than I do. Except maybe the Queen. She respected herself a lot.” Said jokingly after the Queen’s death.
• “My brain is so good, doctors are amazed. They say it glows.” A 2024 rally joke that instantly hit Twitter/X.
• “If I wasn’t busy saving America, I’d have the longest drive in golf history.” Said at a 2023 Mar-a-Lago event.
• “We’re going to win so much, you’ll beg me: ‘Please, Mr. President, stop winning!’” This quote resurfaced and went viral again in 2024.
• “They say I exaggerate. I don’t exaggerate. I just talk big.” A surprisingly self-aware moment. 
• “I’m very into science. People don’t know that.” Said in 2021, widely memed because he rarely references science seriously.
• “I’m like a good wine. I get better with subpoenas.” Said jokingly about his legal issues.
• “I’m not old — I’m experienced. Very experienced.” His go-to line in 2023–2024 to counter age jokes.

Thanks to his personality and style, many of Trump’s “jokes” and quotes blur the line between serious statements and satirical absurdity.